honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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