David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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