hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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