Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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