it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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