So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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