I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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