Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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