i just had sex bonerless
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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