did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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