margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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