You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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