Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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