can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
