as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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