Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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