i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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