THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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