he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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