Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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