I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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