If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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