no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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