It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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