woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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