For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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