problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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