If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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