brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
