i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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