Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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