I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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