I'm lost and stupid without you.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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