I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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