And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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