Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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