Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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