So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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