Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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