NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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