I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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