let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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