Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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