He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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