Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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