i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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