i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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