We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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