I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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