I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
soo... how was my night?
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