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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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