we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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