he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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