I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
that's an acceptable place to lick
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I want her autograph on my taint
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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