and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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